Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Thought Catalog.

You know I have love for lists. And so here I present a metaphorical orgasm - a list of lists (and including a few non-lists). Also an unpaid, unsolicited plug for Thought Catalog, a wondrous source of procrastination.

Here is a smattering of my favourite articles, and a little sample of each. Check it out at your peril - I'm addicted. Addicted like I check this bad boy out more than I check Facebook. I've also been uber clever and linked the headlines for you. Enjoy.

21 Ways You Should Take Advantage Of Your 20s

21. Go to/host theme parties. Once people age out of their 20s, no one’s trying to wear pajamas or Saran Wrap out of the house. The only theme parties that exist after your 20s are ‘Wedding,’ ‘Baby Shower,’ and ‘Funeral.’ 

You’re Not Allowed To Have Feelings 

If you have a car, a job, a house, some combination of the two or all three, your life is a dream made of spun sugar and unicorn farts and you have no right to ever be sad.

You, drama queen, have 90% more things than 90% of people your age; therefore, your feelings of isolation, personal failure, and ennui are baseless and unmerited. Go glaze a cake or something in your post-grad stainless steel kitchen.

50 Of Life’s Little Pleasures 

24. Driving over little hills in the car and getting the mini roller coaster feeling.

28. When plans you didn’t want to attend get canceled.

19 Things You Should Do Before You Get Married

12. Finish college. Because you’re way too young to be married that early.

There Is No Swag Left, For Scott Disick Has It All

Truly, he is the high point of that mutated mass of a family unit, and only because his existence is just utter whipped cream — there is no point, no deeper meaning, and he has gone balls to the wall with his Patrick Bateman-meets-Ivy League-frat-boy-who’s-picking-the-hookers-and-blow-up-for-our-yacht-party American Classic Style.

An Open Letter To Men Who Comment On Women’s Weight

But at the end of the day, you could make being a woman in a world where womanhood is scorned a hell of a lot easier on all of us by personally committing to a radical new methodology: refusing to make negative comments about a woman’s appearance. Ever. Under any circumstances whatsoever. Balls to the wall, boys.

How unique you are from other candidates. General statement about your deep connection to the company you just Googled for the first time 14 (now maybe 17) minutes ago.

32 Moments That Make A Day Awesome

13. When you find out that the sandwich you’re eating includes avocado, which is the food equivalent of sprinkling glitter on something.

10 Ways Having A Full-Time Job Changes Your Life

Happy hour is the best invention ever for those working a 9-5 job. All of a sudden, it becomes perfectly acceptable for you to get Saturday night wasted at 6:30 on a Tuesday.

P.S. Sorry for the lack of pictures. This is becoming a recurring theme. . . blame the copywriting assignments and essays at uni. Amy xx

1 comment:

  1. haha blame the copy writing assignments nice! Good choices!!